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man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second
hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of
it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Rabbit. 9 Iron."
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Rabbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the
frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs
a 9 iron. Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to
the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog reply's
"Rabbit. Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think
frog?" the man asks. "Rabbit. 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom!
Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of
the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,"OK
where to next?" The frog reply, "Rabbit. Las Vegas." They go to "Las Vegas and
the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Rabbit Roulette." Upon approaching
the roulette table, the man asks, " What do you think I should bet?" The frog
replies, "Rabbit.$3000,black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win,
but after the golfgame, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes
sliding back across them table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best
room in the hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've
won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Rabbit,
Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves
it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that,
your honour, is how the girl ended up in my room."
Senast ändrad 15/1 2000 Johanna Nählinder