Marcus (April 9, 1976) is a very cute little computer nerd. He attends a university in northern Sweden where he takes a bunch of boring and difficult computer classes. When he isn't doing school projects or online talking to me, he likes to listen to music, watch movies, eat pizza, and go running. Oh, and he also does that strange Swedish thing where you get naked and sweaty with your friends (sauna). Swedes like to eat strange foods like fermented herring and horse meat. Luckily, he met me, and I have introduced him to fried apples, BBQ, blow pops, cookie-dough icecream, and REAL pizza. I just need to find a way to get him to eat and sleep more when I am not around.

Nancy (Sept 9, 1976) is a psychology student from Tennessee, a warm and nice place where they have bugs with glowing butts. She likes lots of stuff, but sleeping is what she does the most. Her greyhound doesn't seem to like it, because he always try to wake us up in the morning. He didn't like racing, so now he is just staying with Nancy, doing a very good job messing her house up. I'm good at that too, and he kinda looks like me, so I forgive him. As if that wasn't enough, she's the mom of a cat! She had a pretty nice job at her university, but she quit to come visit me for the summer. Nancy is just as smart and nice as she is cute.