Active buttpirates

Buttpirates,the list:

# Name Status Comments

1. Captain Ahab Buttpirate MIA *)1

2. Ubermate Scurvy doggy Buttpirate MIA *)2

3. First mate Chickenrapist Buttpirate KIA *)3

4. Second mate kenny Buttpirate KIA *)3

5. Lookout GrimHeadhunter jones Buttpirate MIA *)1

6. Lookouts assistant Diana Buttpirate MIA *)1

7. Maid Vasques Buttpirate MIA *)4

8. Janitor Gudrun Buttpirate RDY

9. Parrot Rambo Buttpirate KIA *)1 N/A

*)1 MIA since a mission to assend station.Intel indicated they were hijacked by the P.I.M.P. Brotherhood.Additional intel also indicates that Grimheadhunter Jones recovered his/her eyesight after 20 years of blindness,following the 'workover' the brotherhood game them.
*)2 MIA After trying to escape from his work in a spacesuit,and jumping out the ship. Who knows, (s)he might still be out there, trying to get inside.We just haven't gotten around to check that yet. Boy, it must be very dark and lonely out there.
*)3 Listed as casualties of war.Died during combat against Free zwagulan Camel salesmen.
*)4 MIA Following the events at the analexplorer homebase.Apparently bandits hit him in the head and gangbanged him. Apparently he liked it som much that he joined them. Gee, those gay's are more Buttpirate than the Buttpirates!!!!

#	Name	Status	Comments
1.	Captain Ahab Buttpirate	MIA	*)1
2.	Ubermate Scurvy doggy Buttpirate	MIA	*)2
3.	First mate Chickenrapist Buttpirate	KIA	*)3
4.	Second mate kenny Buttpirate	KIA	*)3
5.	Lookout GrimHeadhunter jones Buttpirate	MIA	*)1
6.	Lookouts assistant Diana Buttpirate	MIA	*)1
7.	Maid Vasques Buttpirate	MIA	*)4
8.	Janitor Gudrun Buttpirate	RDY
9.	Parrot Rambo Buttpirate	KIA	*)1	N/A