URANUS BUTTPIRATES


(Ahab and the crew in their youger years,before surgery and ship upgrade)

wHAT is thi s?
-a web page,stoopid!!!!
why? - because it is.
why was it created? -to spread propaganda, and a as a center of camel sales.
What is UBP? -Uranus Buttpirates, your wet dreams come true.


What does UBP do? -Play Rogue Spear.
Why was UBP created? -Well,it's a long story,but in short (this is EXCITING, isn't it, u camel rocker?) Gudrun of team SmirnoFF figured it was so very silly with a clan with only one (1) cybertranssexual member. Instead of recruiting more mebers [ (s)he never found anybody that could stand him(her)],(s)he figured: hey! if I start another clan I have 2 clans I can rule over!!!!
Uranus Buttpirates mission: To roam the galaxy and seek out and Buttpirate as many others as possible. Our goal is trying to eliminate 'straight' sex.

News:

Stardate 1786.0.124: Added Buttpirates tactics
Stardate 1786.0.125: Added Buttpirates cheats
Stardate 1786.0.126: Nothing intresting has happened.Just wanted you to know that.
Stardate 1786.0.126.17: Found and added a old photo of Ahab and the crew. Cute,isn't he?


Our ship,the pinkie:





ButtPirates tactics for Rogue Spear:

The Buried butt:
Dig a hole in the ground (or in the floor if you are inside. Just make sure you are you are not on the second floor,or you will fall down and break your legs,stoopid! If you are uncertain if you are on the second floor, ask the next gay that passes by), then jump into the hole, leaving only your butt above ground level. Now, if you have done this correct, when the enemy comes by,they will get really horny and shit,and forget everything about killing.This is when you jump out of the hole and buttpirate them.Just make sure you do this fast enough or YOU are the one that gets buttpirated.


Buttpirates Cheats for Rogue Spear:

The pirating tree:
Stand VERY close to a tree. When the enemy looks at you,they will think you are a tree and ignore you. When the unsuspecting enemy strolls by, buttpirate them from behind. And NO playing with the branches,you hear?

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Unfortunately we lost some animals during the creation of this website, namely a camel,that got totally stressed out during the laste stages of this website creation.It just couldn't get its shit together.
We also lost one of our new diesel driven sheep. After extensive calculations we found that its efficency factor was totally unacceptable. We discarded it by blowing it out the airlock. I still wake up at nights hearing it crying out in fear. BÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ!










.....Be affa...aff...affe...afr...afraid!