Because of all the fuss, there are (apparently) no sound files on this page. Sorry about that. But if there were soundfiles, and you would have downloaded them, you would have been rendered a copyright infringer for violating the Copyright Act of 1976, 17 U.S.C. 101...
... and we wouldn't want you to be one of those, would we?

Seriously, we're not so sure about putting up our material here yet. But if you wait long enough, you will find soundfiles here. I think.