"The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem."
Peer's Law

"If a program i s useful, it will have to be changed."
Laws of computer programming

"A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead."
Newton's little-known seventh law

"It's a tale of two systems, John, and both exactly the same."
Mark Laurenson, Radio 5 Live

"Any given program costs more and takes longer."
Laws of computer programming

"Oh, and here comes Caddick to bowl again from the pavilion end again...
well, I don't suppose he'll mind if I read the scores between his balls."
Henry Blofeld, BBC Radio

Professor Anthony Clare:  You were an only child. Do you know why?
Uri Geller:               My parents didn't have any other children.
Radio 4

"If anything can go wrong, it will."
Murphy's Law

"Machines should work, people should think."
IBM Pollyanna principle

"Anything can be proven by statistics."
Anonymous

"If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it."
Boling's Postulate

"Any given program, when running, is obsolete."
Laws of Computer Programming

"How will you fire to night?"
The russian vasaloppswinner getting interviewed by the swedish radio sports channel.

"Come on boys! Let's start from cash!"
No one can encourage players like Rolf Zetterlund! *free translation from swedish

"On a scale from 1-10 it's more confusing here than in Europe."
Nigel Mansell at a Indycar race.

"The sailor doesn't ask for wind. He learns how to sail."
Proverb, *free translation from swedish

"The more you know, the more you know how little you know."
Anonymous

"The best way to save time is to use it."
Anonymous

"The best way to hide your bad taste
is to always follow the latest fashion."
Anonymous

"The bottom is nådd!"
Lennart Bergelin, Björn Borgs tennis coach (once upon a time :-) )

"He is not much to hang in the christmas tree"
Lennart Bergelin

"Come on boys, play the ball from kant to kant..."
Roy Hodgson, english football coach in Sweden

"You can"t be serious. Are we gonna play in a town in the north of Sweden called "She left you"?..."
Lettish comment before the Indoor Bandy World Championships in Skellefteå, Sweden -96

"It is never too late to give up!"
Rolf Zetterlund , free translation from swedish

Sources: IFK Göteborgs website, Dick (Dick Stenberg), different newspapers.