On the psychology of woman

The psychology of the female woman is like a very strange animal. Not many has seen it despite a lot of many heroic efforts to understand all of the ins and outs of it, but - alas - to not much avail at all.
It has been said once by one of my esteemed collegians, that a young woman will tend to grow up and become az her mother, and - verily - much truth is to be found in that observation.
It has also been noted that a woman has a tendency to become more and more groutzy with the going of years - and I even think that that has a lot of truth to it when I think about my dearest wife, Gertrud.

But to really get any closer to the real woman's psychology we will have to state some practical examples. Here we start:

The perfect day for a real woman:

08.45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
09.00 0.5 pounds lighter on the scales
09.30 Light breakfast
11.00 Sunbathe
12.00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
01.30 Shopping
02.30 Run into boyfriend's ex, notice she's gained thirty pounds
03.00 Facial, massage and nap
05.30 Talk with mom on the phone for an hour
07.30 Candlelit dinner for two and slow dancing
10.00 Make love
11.00 Pillow talk in his big strong arms

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