THE ADVENTURES OF THE FIFTH MUSKETEER: Objects list Money: I never seem to have enough... I don't think that will work. Sword: A gentleman always keeps his sword sharp! Food: My mother packed this for me... A growing lad needs his food... Cup: A nice drop of wine, that... Bottle: I hope this stuff is drinkable... Roast chicken: That chicken looks a little singed! I can think better with a full stomach. Not bad......especially the burned bits. Dagger: Is this a dagger I see before me? That's a good idea - a waxy knife. De Peuple's body:I don't believe it! Why are we carrying a dead body around? We can't just drop it here! We should leave the poor man with a priest! Potion: I wonder what this stuff is? Hat: If you want to get ahead, get a hat. Boots: These are my best boots. Souvenir: It's tasteless, but cheap! Great! Now I can smash this thing. Handkerchief: This is Juliette's... Horseshoe: It's still got the nails in it! Tongs: I'm sure these will come in useful... ...I'm just not sure when. Horse linament: Mon dieu! This stuff pongs! Lovely. This should make it really hot! Flowers: I know someone who will love these! Orchids: They're fake - but they look good! Notice: It's a notice about the cathedral in Rouen. "This notice is to inform all worshippers... ...that Rouen Cathedral will be open as normal... ...by December 1st following the recent renovations." Silver Coin: It's the silver coin I got from that beggar. It's the silver coin I got from Henri. Poem: Girls love this stuff. "Juliette - flower of the night... ...your ears are something I could bite... ...your neck is slender, like a perfect swan... ...your eyes are pearls I love to gaze upon... ...your arms are as delicate as a gazelle's... ...your legs - well, you have two of them as well... ...but 'tis your lips that I desire... ...that fill me with a trembling fire... ...that mouth, so like an open rose... ...I just wish you'd keep it closed. Crucifix: A nice piece of metal, this... Candlestick: Nothing special There's a candle still in it! Altar Cloth: You could get a couple of decent shirts out of this material. Coffin Plate: It reads 'Richard Couer de Lion'. Melon: This is a nice 5 pound honeydew melon Certificate: I'm a qualified musketeer! Paper: It appears to be blank! Marked Card: It's got funny marks on the back. Pass: It's a leave of absence......signed by the Captain. Coals: A bucket full of coal - still alight! Bucket: This bucket will be useful one day!! Ladder: This ladder is pretty rotten!! I'm not sure it will take any weight! Hammer: A hammer Keys: It's the keys to our HQ. Broken ladder: I wonder what we can make from the remains of this ladder... Banana: A very ripe banana. Cooking Roster: Ha! No drudgery for me! Formula: I don't understand all that technical stuff. Chain: Lots of links. Hot water: It's amazing how it keeps its heat! Stool: It's a small wooden three-legged stool - ideal for all your seating needs! Linament bath: Just the thing for a cold. Needle and thread:I'm glad it's already threaded! Well, my seamsmanship's not up to much.... That's better - but the needle's blunt now. Broken Sandals: Cheap workmanship Mended sandals: They're slightly better..... Soap: Just what Henri needs... The Will: It's the will of de Peuple! I'd better not - it's a private document... ...besides, I don't understand that legal gobbledygook! Letter: A letter... from Cardinal de Guise!! It doesn't say who it was written to... ...but it tells them to bring de Peuple's will to St Quentin. Chalk: A piece of white chalk. Flag: Our beloved flag. Key: It's a big key. Broken pole: It's a broken bit of a broken ladder. They fit together beautifully - just like a paddle! Bread: A lovely, crusty loaf! Cheese: It smells foul!!! Fried Rat: Ugh! Paddle: A paddle. Old bottle: It's so dusty. I can't read the label. Eau de Juliette: It's perfume Menu: Nothing here...Hold on - there's something else on the back! It's the plans to the English defences! Plans: The plans to the English defences! Broken Cathedral: It's much better this way. Stockings: Oooohhh!!!. Placard: It says 'Burn the Witch'! Rope: It's very long.... Candle: Good job I blew it out. Sticky Altar Cloth: It's very sticky. Waxy knife: It's a knife with wax on it. It's already waxy. Great! If I knew what bits to file.... Waxy knife with marks: It's got the impression of the lock. Great! Now I can make a key! It's a filed down waxy knife with marks on it. Habit: It's very itchy. Watch: It tells the time. Coach schedule: It's the times of the coaches from Le