Homer J Simpson quotes

"Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get."

"Alright Brain...Its all up to you"

"Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddys, and kids with fake IDs."

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

"To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems".

"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene.'"

"I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life.
Number one, 'cover for me.'
Number two, 'oh, good idea, boss.'
Number three, 'it was like that when I got here.' "

SIMPSONS SOUNDCLIPS:
Bart1 Bart2 Homer1 Homer2 Barney