At
the risk of sounding arrogant,
I think I'm the most important person in the world.
To save you being
the 1000th person to ask...
I'm English and originally from Sheffield, my mother is from Kristianstad
in the South of Sweden and I've been living in Stockholm since August
1996. Before that I lived in Oslo, Norway, for just over one year. I work
as an IT consultant in telecomms. My name is Stef (short for Stephen,
which I hate).
I
don't do the dishes.
I look good for my age.
- Courtney Love
I have 13 year-old twin boys in England from when I was married, they're very Swedish-looking, highly intelligent and too sexually advanced for their own good! I go back to England about once a month to visit them. I do speak quite passable Swedish but I'm pretty slow at writing it. And yes, I really am 42, and yes, I know I don't look it. Must be the clean living >:]
More
famous than Jesus,
better dressed than Santa Claus,
wouldn't be seen dead on a cross
and has never been caught up a chimney.
For all the stupid people NO, I AM NOT A RACIST! I'm sick of having to explain to 15 year-olds that I'm not a Nazi just because I'm wearing a Sex Pistols 'Anarchy' T-shirt! As well as the swastika there's also the Queen and Jesus on there - and I don't like them either! Save me from stupid people...
Just
because I'm dominant
doesn't mean I'm not a nice person.
An ex of mine says
I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body, and a girl who runs a lesbian SM
club (bi and married to a lesbian) says even though I'm straight, I'm
still queer - which I take as a compliment.
Adults are just children playing at being grown up, until they forget
that they're actually children. I like having grown-up toys but I'm never
going to be a boring old fart with a Volvo!
Favorite Quotes:
"But I was drunk!" (Good excuse for most occasions) and "Meaningless
sex" (usually related to the above) - can sex ever be meaningless?!
Clubs: Not much in Stockholm! Star Bar, Grottan, Zombie, RMC, Tech Noir and Holger if desperate. Sometimes TipTop or Kinks & Queens. Prefer Manifest (fetish club) in Copenhagen to anything I've found yet here. Know somewhere better? Let me know!
DON'T contact me if you're a religious freak or patriotic air-head... go get a life instead.
