Anders Ericson

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A man travelling by plane and in urgent need of the men's room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor. Each time he tries the men's room door, it reads 'Occupied'. The stewardess, aware of his predicament, suggests that he go ahead and use the ladies room, but cautions him against using any of the buttons inside. The buttons are marked 'WW', 'WA', 'PP' and 'ATR'.

Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what woman says, the man lets his curiosity get the better of him and decides to try the buttons anyway.

He carefully presses the button marked 'WW', and immediately warm water sprays all over his entire bottom. He thinks, "Wow, the woman really have it made!" Still curious, he presses the button marked 'WA' and gentle breeze of warm air quickly dries his hind quarters. He thinks that is out of this world! The button marked 'PP' yields a large powder puff which delicately applies a soft talc to his rear. Well, naturally he can't resist the last button marked 'ATR'.

When he wakes in the hospital, he panics and buzzes for the nurse. When she appears, he asks, "What happened to me? The last thing I remember is being in the ladies room on a business trip!" The nurse replies, "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the 'ATR' button. It was an Automatic Tampon Remover."