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I wanted to ask the most beautiful woman in this night-club for a dance, but
she said no, so do you want to?
Do you want a hand?
No?
How about a finger?
Is that a ladder in your stocking, or a stairway to Heaven?
I've been watching you dance, and seeing as neither of us can dance, do you
want to buy me a drink?
I've been staring at your hair for about fifteen minutes, and it's just
made me
wonder what colour your nipples are.
What's a sleazy girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Hey big-tits! Fancy some action?
No?
Damn, you lesbians are everywhere!
If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Do you sleep on your stomach?
No?
Can I?
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