The story of the Espenato Mob, global business organisation, began in march of 1991 when two young hoodlums started discussing the forming of a criminal cartel, controlling the distribution of alcohol, tobacco and firearms in Spånga-Tensta, one of the roughest neighbourhoods known to man at the time. The two young men chose the name Espenato Mob as a tribute to their late mentor Clarence Torrence Espenato III, a man known throughout the western suburbs of Stockholm for his cruel, ruthless and ironclad grip of the local population.
Although this dynamic duo was the newest addition to the army of thugs ruling Spånga, the reputation of their criminal actions spread like an infectuous disease striking the common folk with horror and awe. But the citizens of Spånga were not the only ones who noticed the two strikingly handsome and uttermost desired young delinquents, the police force soon realized that they would be overpowered by this gang did they not act fast, tough and mercilessly. The bringing together of a special taskforce, whose only objective was to dissolve the ever elusive Espenato Mob, finally made these devil incarnates go underground and lay low for a couple of years. Although their presence was not known to the common man, the activity of the group flourished and the two by now sexually depraved young men were planning to submerge to the surface of the earth someday, somewhere, somehow...
The E-Mob saw their chance of once again ruling the dark world of Spånga when a new criminal prodigy made his presence known to the veterans of vandalism. He was a fresh sprung graduate of the hard school of the Spånga streets. He dressed like he was from the old country and spoke like the great Dons - he was the perfect last brick in the building of the most venomous trio of human suffering that had hit the streets since Giuseppi Tagliatelle ruled Djursholm and Danderyd in the late sixties.
The Espenato Mob was now complete and their quest for supremacy and oppression of the weak had just begun, although they broke all laws known to man, they still lived after a few simple rules - the three commandments, kept in the hallowed halls of the Temple of Espenato.
The picture to the right shows Martinez (to the left with his cellular phone) and Svenelito (to the right of him). This is taken before a night of ecstatic and erotic dancing with two of our favorite hangarounds, Camilla and Karin.
§1 The initiation rites
Should there be any new members of the Mob they must first do the three dirty deeds. First they must consume a full cup of dark negrita rum without twitching, secondly they must prove their loyalty by putting a member of a rival gang in a critical condition, and last but not least they have to chew off their own foot at the ankle without making a sound or blinking.
§2 When arrested or captured
In case of the above, Espenato Mob will deny any knowledge of the member's actions, and the member is expected to do the same. If he breaks this rule his family will suffer the traditional three days of undescribable mutilation and optional sodomisation.
§3 The burial rites
When deceased, presuming the death was caused by an unprecedented amount of sexually deviant and morally corrupted violence, the member will be buried next to the patriarch of the criminally insane, known to humanity under his earthly alias Clarence Torrence Espenato III. This truly exceptional reward should be enough to convince every member of The Mob to willingly stare in the empty and hollow eyes of the grim reaper and calmy finish his life on earth with the six traditional words that state what the Espenato Mob is all about:
