2 goblins and a steak.

Once upon a time in a small village in a country far away lived two small green goblins. The
goblins were beighbours. The goblins had no money and no food and were cast out of the
society. 
One day a rich and noble knight, on his way to fight a dragon, past by the two goblins houses.
When one of the Goblins, Sam, saw the knight called for the other goblin, Lag, and they both
ran out to the knight and 
started begging for food. First the knight threatened the goblins and said that if the didnīt get
out of his way, pronto, he would quickly kill them with his massive two handed sword. But
when he saw their thin green bodies and bony limbs he was filled with pity and decided to
give them some of his food stock.
He trew them a big, meaty steak and then disappeared in a hurry on the back of his horse.

Now the story could end, but since goblins are bad by nature they couldnīt steak even though
it was more than big for both of them. That is the way of the goblin. They started arguing
about who needed the steak most.
- I should have it because I havenīt eaten anything for about two months, said Lag.
- No way! I havenīt eaten anything for 3 months and my last meal was something brown wich
i found on the back of your house! said Sam.
- Well, my least meal was a small brown stone wich tasted salty wich i also found behind my
house, said Lag.
Without speculating about what it was they both had eaten I can say that it was discusting...
The first time Lag ate it. Worse the second and even worse when Sam ate it.
They continued arguing for three days but on the fourth day Lag couldnīt take it anyomre. All
of a sudden he kicked Sam in the face. Sam became crazy and started chewing on Lagīs legs.
Lag was terrified. He felst somewhat better when he started pulling Sams ears.
All of a sudden a giant black demon came flying out of the forest. The demon, Nilse, stole the
steak right infront ot the two terrified goblinīs eyes and before they got to say anything they
were incinerated by black flames from Nilses mouth. 

In their next life the two goblins became astrounats and could eat all the dehydrated icecream
they wanted.

 								Mathias Andersson 9:2