One day mr. President was jogging. Because he didn't look out, he fell from a bridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident and without a thought, jumped in the water and dragged the wet president out of the river.
After cleaning up he said: "Boys, you saved the president of the US. You deserve a reward. You name it, I'll give it to you."

The first boy said: "Please, I'd like a ticket to Disneyland!"
"I'll personally hand it to you," said mr. Clinton.
"I'd like a pair of Nike Air Turbo's," the second boy said.
"I'll buy them myself and give them to you," said the grateful defender of the Western Hemisphere.
"And I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it," said the third boy.
"I'll personally ... wait a second.. you're not at all handicapped!"
"No, but I will be when my father finds out, who I saved from drowning."