1. "Here honey, you use the remote."

2. "Why don't you come with me to the mall and help me pick out a pair of shoes?"

3. "Antonio Banderas and Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!"

4. "While I'm up, can I get you anything?"

5. "If you don't have anything else planned would you go to the wallpaper store with me?"

6. "We never talk anymore."

7. "You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big."

8. "Forget Monday night football, Melrose Place is on!"

9. "I want to buy you a pair of shoes that would really go well with that outfit."

10. "Sex isn't that important; sometimes, I just want to be held."