A young guy out on the town with his mates spies the girl of his
dreams across the dance floor. Having admired her from afar he plucks up
the courage to talk to her. Everything goes better than expected and
she agrees to accompany him on a date the following Saturday evening.

Saturday night arrives and the man arrives at her house laden with
flowers and chocolates. To his amazement she answers the door in
nothing but a towel. "I'm sorry," she exclaims, "I am running a bit
late. Please come in and I'll introduce you to my parents who will
entertain you while I finish getting dressed. I should warn you however,
they are both deaf mutes."

With this she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to her
parents and promptly disappears. As you can imagine this is a little
uncomfortable as both parents are completely silent. Dad is sitting in
his arm chair watching the soccer game, and Mom is busy knitting. After
about ten minutes of complete silence, Mom suddenly jumps from her
chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her knickers and pours a glass of
water over her fanny. Just as suddenly Dad launches himself across the
room bends her over the couch and takes her from behind. He then sits
back down in his chair and places a match stick under each eye lid.

The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the young man is
shocked into disbelief. After a further ten minutes the mother again
rises from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her pants and
throws another glass of water over her nether regions.  Dad leaps up,
gives her one from behind and places two more match sticks under his
eyelids.

No sooner have they concluded this strange behavior and the
daughter returns fully dressed ready for their date. The evening is a
complete disaster with the young man completely distracted by the goings
on in the living room.

At the end of the evening the girl asks, "What's the matter? Have I
done something wrong?" "It's not you," replied her date, "It's just that
the strangest thing happened while I was waiting for you and I am still
a bit shocked." After pleading with him to explain in more detail the
young man reluctantly recounts the story. 'Well, first your Mother jumps
from her chair and lifts up her skirt. She then pulls down her pants and
throws a glass of water over her behind."
"I see," says the girl, "What happened then?"
"Well, if that isn't enough your Father races from his chair leans
Mom over the couch and does her from behind. He then sits back down and
places a match stick under each eye lid."
"Oh, is that all?" replies the girl.
The young man can't believe the casual response to this weird
practice.

"It's easily explained. Mom was simply saying, 'Are you going to
get this asshole a drink?' and Dad was replying, 'No, fuck him.  I'm
watching the match.'"