When Casey stated he was getting married, his pet parrot was very upset and insisted on going on the honeymoon with the couple.
"Okay, okay," Casey shouted to the parrot. "You can come along, but I don't want you looking. You gotta promise that you'll look the other way when we're making love....if you break your promise, you'll get nothing to eat."
Not wanting to be left at home, the parrot readily agreed and kept his face turned toward the wall all night as Casey and Darlene made love. In the morning as he was packing their suitcase, Casey said to Darlene, "I can't get it all in, darling. You'll have to sit on it. No, that won't work either. I'll get on top and press down. No, I still can't do it that way, but I have another idea. Why don't we both get on top?"
And the parrot said......"Food or no food.......this I GOTTA see!"