Man: "Haven't we met
before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
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Man: "Haven't I seen you
someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
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Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
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Man: "So, wanna go back to my
place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
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Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
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Man: "I'd like to call you.
What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
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Man: "But I don't know your
name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
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Man: "So what do you do for a
living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
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Man: "What sign were you born
under?"
Woman: "No Parking."
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Man: "Hey, baby, what's your
sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
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Man: "How do you like your eggs
in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"
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Man: "Hey, come on, we're both
here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
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Man: "I'm here to fulfill your
every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
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Man: "I know how to please a
woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
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Man: "I want to give myself to
you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
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Man: "I can tell that you want
me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
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Man: "If I could see you naked,
I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
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Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you
and me hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."
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Man: "Your body is like a
temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
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Man: "I'd go through anything
for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
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Man: "I would go to the end of
the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"