So these two whales, male and
female, are swimming happily through the ocean when they come upon a boat. On seeing the
boat, the male says, "Hey, I've got a great idea! Let's swim up under that boat and
blow out really hard through our blowholes!"The female says, "Oh, I don't
know..."
"Come on, it'll be fun, come on, just this once!" The female agrees and they
swim up under the boat and blow out, capsizing the boat and sending hapless sailors into
the briny blue. As they are swimming away, the male says, "Wow, that was fun, wasn't
it? Hey! I've got another idea! Let's swim back there and eat all the sailors!" To
which the female, exasperated, replies, "Look, I agreed to the blow job, but I'm not
swallowing any seamen."