Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Appararently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So, what is your story"
The first man replies: "Well, for a while I;ve suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn/t reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now, I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know, he wouldn;t fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and started hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell--but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all that stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony.

"That sounds like apretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.

The second man was asked his story and this is what he said. "It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped and I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn’t hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I would be saved, when he started beating on me, and then using a hammer on my fingers. Finally I just let go, but again I was lucky as I was only stunned when I fell on the bushes below. But then, this fridge came falling out of the sky and crushed me instantly and now I am here.

Once again Peter had to concede that sounded like a horrible death.

The third man came to the front of the line, and again the whole process was repeated. Peter explained that heaven was full and asked his story.
"Picture this," said the third man. "I'm hiding naked inside a fridge...."