Kalle har gjort en fruktansvärt bra
dikt om sina föräldrar, den beskriver just föräldrar
precis som man uppfattar dem.
MY
MOM AND DAD
My mom and dad are not what they seem.
Their dull appearance is part of their
scheme.
I know of their plans. I know their techniques.
My parents are outer space alien freaks!
They landed on earth in spaceship humongous.
Posing as grownups, they now walk among
us.
My parents deny this, but I know the truth.
They're here to enslave me and spoil my
youth.
Early each morning, as the sun rises,
Mom and dad put on their earthling disguises.
I knew right away their masks weren't
legit.
Their faces are lined - they sag and don't
fit.
The earth's gravity makes them sluggish
and slow.
They say not to run, wherever I go.
They live by the clock. They're slaves
to routines.
They work the year ´round. they're
almost machines.
They deny that Tv and fried food have
much worth.
They cannot be human. They're not of this
earth.
I cannot escape their alien gaze,
And they're warping my mind with their
alien ways.
For sinister plots, this one is a gem.
They're bringing me up to turn me into
them!